I've recently been putting on a bit of weight. Well, not so much weight, as girth. This doesn't cause me much problems, except that I have a shortage of shorts now. I even managed to blow the button off one with a decent huff.
I think I've found the source of my problem...

I think this also explains why I never put on weight before. These date back from last Easter. Or before. I'm not sure.
Update: Looks like they date from Christmas 2004. Old enough that the Crunchies aren't anymore.