Sunday, December 24, 2006

Wildlife

Someone recently commented on Australian wildlife - teasing me with memories of home. :P ;)

Just to annoy you further, did I mention about the huge flock of lorikeets that reside in the car park trees?

Well, I think it's time to describe some of the Canadian wildlife. The first, of course, is the squirrel. It has the most amazing wave motion as it hops over the ground. Its long tail follows exactly the path of its body, but just a bit later.

The next is the raccoon. About the size of a large possum, and much the same appetite. They'll dig into your garbage, though they're a bit more aggressive than your average Australian animal. Consider them a cross between a large possum and a Tasmanian devil.

The last that I've seen is the skunk. One lives across the road from my apartment. You can smell him a couple of times a week on the walk home from work. The smell isn't too offensive, but you certainly don't want it in concentrated doses. The one thing I like about the skunk is the cool "gangster" walk that says "don't mess with me". :)

I haven't mentioned birds here because there really isn't that much to say. The seagulls are twice the size of Australian seagulls, but there doesn't seem to be the variety found in Australia. Nothing like the cockatoos or the galahs or the kingfishers.

That's all I've really seen. Until I find a moose. :D

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Physio Report

So I went to the physio yesterday. She was so happy to see my chart of all my problems, especially the exercise descriptions.

You've been listening!
Yeah, but doesn't mean I've been doing them.

One thing I was apparently missing was my pelvic torsion. Who knew that, with enough weakening of your core muscles, your left and right pelvis would rotate in different directions? Or that each week it would vary as to which side was more forward rotated?

I've been given exercises to do on my gym ball. I now have a place to start, and that feels good. I always liked rolling around on the ball too. "Superman" exercises again!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Manual Automation

I used to believe that the TV held miniature men who performed lots of different plays. Seems someone still has that idea for website design:

Normal access times for this site are Monday-Saturday 6:00AM-11:30PM Eastern Time. Sunday is reserved occasionally for system maintenance and technical upgrades.

The miniature men need their rest.

Macca's Demolition

The Sydney Morning Herald just reported that a truck ran into the McDonalds near my old place in Fairy Meadow.

Ten people have been taken to Wollongong Hospital after a truck crashed into a number of parked cars outside a fast food restaurant.
NSW Police said a table-top truck carrying scaffolding was travelling east down Mt Ousley Road in Fairy Meadow, Wollongong, about 12.30pm (AEDT) when it went through an intersection and crashed into cars parked outside the restaurant.
According to a McDonald's spokeswoman, Sarah Gibbons, the truck ran into a parked car in the McDonald's parking lot
``Then the truck sort of went through the McCafe then through the drive through, and then the load came off and fell onto a car in drive through.''

That could've been me!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Thomas Flanagan

I just had dinner with Thomas Flanagan, a drunk Irish homeless man. The accent was very difficult to work through, all things considered. I initially thought he was Russian.

He served in the war and, like his Hungarian friend, suffered under the communists. He's scared about the North Koreans, and fears for his son in Japan, though his two daughters should be OK. He promised to pay me back the money that I gave him, but I said it was OK. He gave me his number just in case, and its sitting here in front of me, scribbled on a torn-off piece of Filet-o-Fish box.

Hope he does OK.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Envy

OK, I'm officially envious. Or jealous. Whichever.

A good friend of mine is currently working in Port Macquarie. She just sent me a postcard, and here is the worst bit:

I've been to the lighthouse, the beaches and the riverside. Went to one of the weekend markets. Went to SeaAcres Rainforst Reserve. There's a koala hospital here - haven't been there yet. Saw wild kangaroos along the road outside where I work. I've got kookaburras outside my window for my alarm clock. Enjoy your winter.

I swear, there's me and a dozen Canadians ready to pack up and come down there right bloody now. :P

Sick Of My Joints

Left work a little bit earlier today because of back pain. Just as I was leaving, I turned, my right leg swung outwards, and I heard two popping noises. That was my right knee subluxing - bending to the left/right instead of the usual front/back.

Went and bought myself a pair of better knee braces. Getting sick of this.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

More Therapy

I've yet another appointment with the physiotherapist on Wednesday morning. Back is slowly getting better, I have less occurences of knee pain, and my shoulders are OK (though still not quite right). I took the time out to construct a little diagram showing where all my problems are, and the current solutions. Will take it with me to the physio to check I've understood everything.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

End-of-year Lunch

We just had our "end-of-year lunch" for the company. We're a non-denomenational organisation, so it's not related to any upcoming conspicuously large holidays for dominant religions. ;)

I have to say this: we went to a very classy restaurant, the food was delicious... but this was never going to make the lunch special to me. The people did. I've never imagined a corporate lunch that was so full of laughing and stories and no awkwardness. It was just damned nice to sit around. Feel happy at this company, with these people.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Lights, Camera, Blog

It's getting close to Christmas, and I some people in neighbouring buildings with Christmas lights setup. Even our foyer has them set up. I figured it might be time to set some up myself, so wandered over to our "dollar" store and picked up these lights for $22. Not bad. I can hopefully leave them up and they can double as cobwebs for next Halloween.

Now let's hope I don't get grinched. :D

Update: I didn't get grinched! Actually, she was quite eager to have the decorations up. Now I need to find an automatic power on/off adapter as (stupidly enough) I actually won't be here for Christmas.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Returning Gifts

When I came back from Australia, I brought a host of souvenirs. Part of that was an army of small koalas holding Australian flags. One of these was given to each of the people in the office. Of these, one found its way to a young daughter of one of our employees. Over the past few months I've been told stories of just how well she's kept it, including making a small home and bed for it to be comfortable.

Then when I came to work today I received this - a gift from her to say thank you for the koala. I can honestly say I've never felt so touched. This young girl I've never met liked the koala so much she handmade a card for me. And I get chocolates!

I'll have to return the gesture in style. I'm thinking a boomerang is suitable for a returning gift. The card is going up on my fridge to stay. I don't know why, but it feels special to me. :)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

My Pay Pal

Here's a challenge for you. Move country, and try to use your new credit card with Paypal. Oops, you can only have credit cards from one country. You have to close the PayPal account and reopen. Fair enough, except Paypal keeps noticing that you used an Australian credit card once, and so keeps identifying you as an Australian. Time to call the help desk:

Paypal: Can I have your phone number please?
Me: [gives phone number]
Paypal: Um, that doesn't seem to be working.
Me: I don't have a Paypal account. I'm trying to open a new one.
Paypal: OK, can you give me your email address?
Me: Sure. peter dot a dot harvey at gmail dot com.
Paypal: Uh, can you spell that for me?
Me: Sure. peter p e t e r dot a dot -
Paypal: p a t a r dot i dot -
Me: No no. p e for elephant t for terry e for elephant r for rhinocerous.
Paypal: b e t e r dot -
Me: No no. p!
Paypal: Oh, like p for peter?
Me: .... Yes, p for peter. That is the first word.
Paypal: OK.
Me: Then its dot a dot -
Paypal: Can you spell that please?
Me: ... It's the letter a, just under the letter q!
Paypal: I ... q ? (OH THE IRONY!)

After all this I found out an interesting nugget of information:

Paypal: We cannot reopen as there is a transaction with a different name.
Me: Sorry?
Paypal: There is a transaction with a name that is not yours.
Me: And?
Paypal: We cannot verify that you are that person.
Me: But I closed the account!
Paypal: This is not an account. This is a single transaction.
Me: So someone made a transaction using my email address?
Paypal: Yes. And I am not allowed to tell you their name.
Me: And I cannot tell you their name, and so cannot open my account?
Paypal: Yes.
Me: Is it [name of ex]?
Paypal: No. The surname is correct though.
Me: ... Is it [alternative name of ex]?
Paypal: No.
Me: ... Is it [name of cousin of ex]?
Paypal: No. But I can tell you the transactions if it would help.
Me: ... Go ahead.

Got it mostly sorted in the end. Apparently all 3 accounts are now closed, and I'll try opening a Canadian account later today.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Warm Break

I went outside this morning; nice sunny day, good opportunity for a swim at the local pool. I was seriously walking down the street thinking "nice warm break in the weather".

Then my inner Australian kicked back in. What was I thinking? It's 2C! There's still snow everywhere. I'm wearing 4 layers of clothing. It's "warm" only because I don't need the scarf, gloves, beanie and extra jacket like yesterday.

Still went to the pool though. It's indoors and heated. All of $2 to get in! Brilliant! :)

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Back Again

I've been having a series of headaches, and then lower back pain again. Went to the physio and she tied the two together; the tension in my lower back is travelling all the way up the tissue around the spine and giving me headaches. Gives me an excuse to walk in the snow to the Aquatics Centre and do stretching exercises in the hot tub. Think positive. :)

Skiers

Two guys on skis just went past my place. Obviously the slush is thick enough and cold enough.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Snowfall

I had my first extended experience with snow recently. I decided to go on a short trip and was thrown into -30C weather. I would've made a snowman except it was too bloody cold. I return to warmer Vancouver, only to find that it was snowing here as well. I've uploaded photos of Winter in Canada. Be sure to check out the awesome double-rainbow ; makes you believe in the pot-of-gold legend. :)

Winter Jackets

One thing I don't like about large winter jackets, is when you've just had spicy Mexican beans. :(

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Wiiiiii

Got up at 6am this morning, got dressed, cleaned teeth, and walked on up to Futureshop. I got there at 7am and stood in light rain and wind for 3 hours. I was number 71 in a queue of 100 people. All for a Wii console.

Was kind of fun though, chatting about old games and gaming systems with the others in the line. Though I still need to buy a television if I intend to play the thing. The plan for now is to take it to work and try to convince people to hook it up to the projector, and/or loan it out to people with kids who want to show them.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Chicken Something-or-other

Finally had a relaxed Saturday and was be able to cook one of my favourite dishes. It's a favourite because it's so simple:

  • Flatten some chicken breast
  • Layer some ham on top
  • Layer some salsa on top
  • Layer some mozarella cheese on top
  • Bake at a bit over 200c until cooked

Came out perfectly: ham cripsy, cheese brown, salsa tasty. I would call it by name, but I have no idea what it is.

N.B. if you don't have a tenderiser, stick the chicken in a plastic bag, place a pizza tray (or equivalent) on top and start applying compressions. It'll look like you're resuscitating it. Works well, though chicken remains dead.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Water water everywhere

But a landslide into our reservoir means that we cannot use the water from our taps. I did try, but it taste gritty and muddy. From the news:

Health officials said tap water is unsafe for drinking, brushing teeth or washing fruits and vegetables after the mudslides increased the risk of bacteria and viruses infecting the water supply. The risks can't be minimized by disinfectants such as chlorine — hospitals, seniors homes and schools have been told to use only bottled or boiled water.

I didn't need another excuse to start drinking Coke again.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Rainfall Warning

Seems like every day now we get a "rainfall warning". Here, a rainfall warning seems to mean "more than 50mm of rain in 24 hours". Can some Australians fill me in, but doesn't it take a lot more rain before we get any kind of warning? Mind you, Vancouver has big mountains and matching valleys, amplifying the effects of any rain.

Oh, and check out that 14 day forecast. :)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Thesis Progress!

Finally managed to implement a corrected version of my thesis algorithm tonight. No idea if the implementation is correct, but it's there, it runs, it solves problems, it's a huge step forward for me. Now I need to debug and test and tune and debug some more. I had felt like I was catapulted into the sky, was expecting a hard landing, but somehow landed without too many broken bones.

Priceless

One thing I have done recently is get myself a Canadian MasterCard. It's from HSBC, simply because it has no annual fees and puts most of my banking with the one bank. It feels easier to set up pre-authorised debits within the one bank, and doing so ensures I'll never miss a bill payment.

The only real pain was needing to leave a deposit of "twice what your limit will be". If you want a $1000 credit card, you have to leave a deposit of $2000 for two years. On the bright side, they do give the 3% per annum interest back to you at the end. Lovely.

Too Long

It's been too long since I blogged, but very little has happened. The rain falls. Life continues to be stressful, though I'm forcing more breaks nowadays. I bought a new coffee table and rearranged my living area to provide a clear divide between "office" and "living". Quite a challenge in roughly 400sqft of space (that's the whole apartment), but I now have a more organised apartment.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

A Brunch To Remember

Some friends from work invited me to brunch today. They always set an amazing good table, but this topped all of them:

  • Fruit juice.
  • Baked potato pieces.
  • Warm fresh breads with butter.
  • Poached eggs cooked in a tomato/ham/mushroom/who-knows-what-else sauce.
  • Hot chocolate.

It was the the sauce that made it so good, covering the eggs and perfect for the potato. When I feel like cooking my own breakfasts I will have to get my hands on the recipe.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Freezing Point

I was recently told, "Don't worry, it won't get to negative temperatures until much later". Today, it is -1. Time to try out 4 layers of clothing (singlet, shirt, jumper, jacket) on the walk to work. My legs just dangle out the bottom of all that and freeze. :D

Update: My legs have pants on. Dirty minds. :P

Monday, October 30, 2006

Halloween

It's Halloween tomorrow night, and if I remember rightly "Trick or Treat" is basically blackmail: either give the kids some treats or they will play a trick on you. Now, is it fair to reverse that? I was thinking of putting Vegemite on the bottom of some chocolates or something.

Seems fair to me. :D

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Dark City

We had 3 days of no sun recently; just thick overcast clouds, persistent light rain, late sunrises and early sunsets. It's good if you enjoy being inside and cosy. You better enjoy being inside and cosy. The weather outside will just slowly become more miserable towards winter.

We also changed our clocks this weekend, meaning that the sun is up in the sky before I get up. This won't last long though. It's as if the government has tried to give us some hope of sunny mornings, but knowing it'll fade again in a month.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I'm Baking

... prepackaged chicken. With some carrots. But at least I'm baking, and eating healthier food.

All of this is only notable because the oven was emitting smoke when turned on a few days ago, leading me to believe I could never cook again. In that great Australian tradition of "it'll be right mate!" I just left the oven alone for a few days, let it collect its thoughts, deal with its issues, etc, and it worked fine today. :)

Friday, October 20, 2006

New Diet

I've put on far too much weight - I noticed it first when I was 34" around the waist, and now I'm 36.5". That means a new diet, with very little chocolate (except for chocolate skim milk), and basically no soft drink.

I only mention this because I ate the last Mars Bar in my apartment today. I saw it on the desk, sitting in the sun, and decided "What the hell, I'll eat it, thought it's been on my desk in the sun for weeks; it'll have melted over and over". Yet, it had not melted.

Three cheers for weak Canadian sun!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Bloody Whiteboard

I witnessed an 'interesting' meeting at work today. Lots of arguing and drawing of diagrams, using both a whiteboard and large sheets of paper on an easel. Both drawing surfaces have their own distinct pens. Can you see where this is going?

In the heat of the discussion, someone puts one of the red permanent pens down in the tray for whiteboard markers. Of course, someone picks that pen up and makes large drawings over the whiteboard. Oh crap.

After I leave, the mistake is realised and they try to wipe it off with a whiteboard eraser, smearing it down the board. By the time I come back the whiteboard looks positively satanic, as if someone had drawn strange pagan symbols in blood. Lovely.

I go to get the whiteboard cleaner, but before I come back someone else has started splashing Akvavit (!!) over the board. This act got one manager a little upset - Akvavit is very expensive. The Akvavit helped to erase the marks, but didn't really remove the ink, so our board started to become a nice shade of pink.

With the proper cleaner and a little elbow grease our whiteboard is now cleaner than it has been in months. Was fun getting there.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Fashionable Swimwear

I had my first real snorkelling experience in Cairns, and it was amazing. The first half was a bit dull - a supervised practice snorkelling area with very little to see. The second half was a lot better, with bright fish, little coral mazes, and even a sting ray slipping away into the dark.

But whatever you do, do not hire the full-body lycra suit. You'll look like a smurf.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Canadian Landscape

I noticed something on my most recent trip. There is something subtly different about the Canadian landscape. It's not the dramatic height of the mountains, but the fact they feel like they're moving. It's slow - I've been told 3cm per year - but now huge mountains spring out of otherwise flat landscape. Sometimes I have to stop, point, and ask "where on Earth did that thing come from?". I'm standing on wide flat ground when I photographed that monster.

Most of the Australian landscape has this slow, 'eroded' feel. Our spectacular rock formations, formed by wind and rain, show us how ancient Australia is. Canada is still on the move.

Monday, October 09, 2006

What A Trip

Back home safely from Revelstoke. What a trip! 19 hours in a bus! Kinda like a regular work day! ;)

Seriously, this is one of the trips that I've come back feeling refreshed. I spent time looking at some amazing scenery, lying in the freezing cold looking at the stars, watching cool old movies, looking at dead salmon... Great times. ;)

I've started to upload photos of Revelstoke and surroundings. I'm starting with panoramics of Crazy Creek falls, because they were just to beautiful. Later I'll blog about the Canadian landscape and how it differs from Australia. Off to bed now!

Friday, October 06, 2006

Sign of the Times

The Pacific Central bus terminal has free wireless internet... but no toilet.

Relaxation Time

This weekend is a long weekend, and so I'm taking some time for R-and-R... in Revelstoke. This should give me a break from thesis work. I did consider taking some thesis work on the bus to Revelstoke but "no, screw it, I'm taking time off". Back in a few days!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Singlets Are Back

The temperature is slowly dropping. Nights get down to 6c. Mornings are around 10c. I'm expecting it to get to 0c during winter. So singlets are back, at least for me. Did you know they call them wifebeaters here? :P

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Aching Legs

I'm putting it down to the change in temperature here. It recently got cooler (not cold, just cool). Having come from Australia it's slightly more of a shock to my system than it would be otherwise. My knees and left hip are aching. The muscles between aren't terribly happy either. Last night I needed an extra quilt before they were warm enough to stop aching.

I should check my warranty. See what my guaranteed operating temperatures are. ;)

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Missing Australia

I turned some of my recent photos into wallpapers for my computer at work. While making them I realised that I really miss the beauty and people of Australia. I was asked if I regret coming to Canada. I don't think so, but Australia will always be home. And I will always be Australian.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Close Encounter

I was expecting the US-VISIT program to be the highlight of my flight through San Francisco, but I got to take these photos instead. Quite the surprise.

As we were coming in to land I noticed another plane, way below us. I was listening to the flightdeck radio at the same time so knew that our plane was meant to "maintain visual contact" with an Air China Cargo flight. I didn't realise that meant a parallel landing, nor how close the planes would be to each other. I understand that it's normal practice (according to the pilot's reassuring announcements), but still quite the sight to see.

Aussie Train System

One thing I've noticed that's different between Vancouver and Sydney is trains, though the difference is noticeable the world over. The Sydney rail network is very complex and uses huge honking trains. Rail networks elsewhere are simpler and/or use lighter rail. The difference is most evident when you compare something like the Vancouver SkyTrain service to our regular Sydney CityRail service.

I know I'm comparing apples and oranges here, but that's deliberate. You see, Canada and the rest of the world also have heavier trains but they're not like CityRail; they're most similar to the New South Wales CountryLink service. You pay a higher price and are given a fancy ticket with a pre-assigned seat number, optional food service, etc. The idea of massive, cheap, come-as-you-please, heavy rail network doesn't seem to have reached many places outside of Australia. Very odd.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Cairns Photos

I've put up some photos of beautiful Cairns. Some of the photos at the end are actually from my parents' cameras. Will upload some more photos and blog some stories later.

Food, Glorious Food!

I'm stepping up in the world. Nissin noodles (chicken flavour of course) with egg and imitation crab meat! Hey, it's better than my average.

On an unrelated note someone seems to have stolen the pump that was mounted to my bicycle. Not the helmet or the odometer or the headlight or the taillight. Just the pump. Either that, or I've taken it off and forgotten where I put it. Which do you think is more likely?

Wedding Photos

Took some photos at my good friends' wedding. I'm not a very good photographer, so I took about 500 photos. Most of them are crap, but the good ones I've put up on a Picasa Web Album. The bride of course looks beautiful. That's probably not the right term for the groom, so I'll say he's handsome. Check out the panoramic shots to get a feel for the fantastic garden venues. :)

Wishing the two of them the best of times together. Come visit when you're done with the honeymoon!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Back in Canada

Wooo! Back in my own bed. Actually, I've been back for 48 hours now - I just didn't have the time/energy/interest to blog the fact. I got over jetlag sufficiently enough to go to work some 16 hours after landing, but I'm still very tired in the mornings and have some trouble getting to sleep.

Spent some time reading "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" on the plane, so expect my usage of punctuation to improve. Though I'm now wondering if there was meant to be a comma after "plane". Will look it up later.

Thesis is extended until December. That gives me a little bit of breathing space. Not as much as I'd like, but enough. I can take tonight off to sort out all my photos from the trip. Expect more posts in the next few days. :)

P.S. Punctuation will improve, but not overall sentence structure. Half sentences are fun! :D

Friday, September 22, 2006

Quick Update

A little over halfway through my trip now. Have been doing a lot of stuff, and a lot of travelling. In later posts I'll describe snorkelling in Cairns, the Aboriginal dance show, and just life in Cairns.

I'm in Sydney now and going to have dinner with (part of) my family. Not very hungry as Qantas stuffed me with food (lunch, drink, and a mini-Magnum ice cream). My parents flew Virgin Blue to get here and didn't get pampered anywhere nearly as much.

Unfortunately my brother was called in to work this weekend at the last minute, so I won't get to see him this trip. That honestly really sucks, but very much not his fault. On a related note, I think cars need an extra horn on the top for when the driver is frustrated with life but not the people around them.

P.S. Expect my punctuation to get better, if not my grammar. My parents bought me Eats, Shoots & Leaves as a present. :D

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Jet Lag

Just a note on jetlag. I seem to be surviving it now, though it took:

  • an energy drink on arrival
  • a coffee in the afternoon
  • an energy drink and some Milo for breakfast
  • a coffee and a Mars bar in the morning
  • a Coke at my presentation

I did manage to sleep 8 hours last night, waking up at 5.30am. So as long as I repeat that tonight I will have shifted into Australian time within 2 days. Pretty happy about that.

Catching Up

OK, things are mostly on schedule. And it's a blazing schedule. Within 12 hours of being in Wollongong I'd met up with 7 great friends (and 1 new baby one) from 3 different eras of my life. We had a great lunch at Chilis which was really fun, and then a few of us went to the beach. Too cold for a swim, but had a nice coffee and later a small dinner.

Today I surprisngly met up with a long-time (and elusive) friend, my supervisor, and a few more friends from the University. Tonight should be a dinner, and then sleep, ready for a plane flight to Cairns tomorrow.

Feels good to be back. Do wish I had more time with my friends here. Will have to drag someone from Canada next time so I have an excuse to stay longer. ;)

Friday, September 15, 2006

Airport Security

Entered the US on Canadian soil (yes, that's how it works here). They took my photo and fingerprints. Four hours later I was doing the same thing to leave the US. Apparently they're very scared.

Stupid in so many ways: a self-serve kiosk for security, that requires an attendant because it's too confusing.

PS. Choice quote coming over the PA system. "Please come to the desk when I call your last name. Do not come to me now. If you come to me now I will tell you the same thing." Service with a grimace.

San Francisco

Hey, I'm in San Francisco. Saw the Golden Gate Bridge (I think) as we flew in. It was night time, but could still make out the shape. I've flown an F/A-18 under it so many times when I was younger, I should recognise it.

Flying here was 'fun'. First, they canceled my flight and changed me to an earlier one - without telling me. I was lucky that I caught an earlier bus to get to the airport, otherwise I would have missed it. When I board I find there's lots of people in my vicinity who had suffered the same and ended up with identical seat assignments. Some had Air Canada tickets, others had United. I changed seats 4 times ("I'm single, I'm easy, I can go anywhere" - yes I said that) until everyone was sitting with their family/girlfriends/boyfriends/etc. In the end, everyone else was packed in tight, and I had 3 seats to myself. Brilliant! :D

Next flight is straight to Sydney. Hope they have good food, because I'm hungry.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Travel Plans

So I'm coming back to Australia for about a week. Travel plans so far are:

  1. Leave from work at 4pm, Friday 15th
  2. Leave from Vancouver at 7.10pm, Friday 15th
  3. Arrive in Sydney at 6.25am, Sunday 17th
  4. Visit friends and supervisor in Wollongong
    • Lunch and dinner with friends, Sunday 17th
    • Meet with supervisor about thesis, Monday 18th
    • Give presentation at lunchtime, Monday 18th
    • Dinner with friends, Monday 18th
  5. Leave from Sydney at 9.50am, Tuesday 19th
  6. Arrive in Cairns at 1.00pm, Tuesday 19th
  7. Visit parents on holiday in Cairns
  8. Leave from Cairns at 2.00pm, Friday 22nd
  9. Arrive in Sydney at 5.00pm, Friday 22nd
  10. Visit family and relatives in Sydney
  11. Leave from Sydney in the morning, Saturday 23rd
  12. Arrive in Leura/Katooma, Saturday 23rd
  13. Visit friends at wedding in Leura
  14. Leave from Leura/Katoomba in the morning, Sunday 24th
  15. Arrive in Sydney, Sunday 24th
  16. Visit family and friend in Sydney
    • Needs organising
  17. Leave from Sydney at 2.40pm, Monday 25th
  18. Arrive in Vancouver at 3.07pm, Monday 25th
  19. Arrive at work 10am, Tuesday 26th

It's a relaxed trip by my standards. :D

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The monster is alive!

Thesis troubles grew a little bit more today. Forced me to reassess some of the fundamentals, and I think I have a solution now.

But I'm so sick and tired of doing it that I took today off. Spent the day doing laundry, playing games and chatting. Normal stuff. Felt good to get back to it. It's like a taster of what I might get next year when it's done. If it's done.

Tempted to take a year's extension based on the fact that I'm working fulltime and (emotionally) just can't push myself that hard. Will think about it.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Thesis Troubles

I've been struggling with my thesis code here. I just can't seem to nail down this last, crucial piece of code. Programming an unstructured distributed system just sends your head into a spin. Gave up for a bit and went to lay down.

Was then that I remembered: noone has ever been beaten by a coding exercise. It can be a severe impediment, but you will always win. Eventually.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve Irwin Dies

Late last night I read the news headline "Crocodile hunter dies". What was my first thought? "Some untrained idiot has tried to replicate Steve Irwin, and was killed in the process".

I wasn't prepared to read that it was Steve Irwin that had died. Even today I'm pretty shocked by it. A little piece of Australia died today.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Attack of the Worms

No, not real worms. I've been working on my thesis and created some funny little diagrams that look like lots of coloured worms. No, I won't explain what the diagram means. It is left as an exercise for the reader. ;)

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Pacific Centre

Where the hell did this come from?? I've been living here 5 months and I didn't notice the huge shopping centre located halfway between work and home, right on the streets I walk/ride/bus every day?? 100 shops, some of which I'd previously traveled 30 minutes to get to at other centres?? Bah.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Even Amounts of Damage

  • Two 2L bottles of coke
  • Two cans of Full Throttle
  • Two 300g bags of two-bite brownies
  • Two personal pizzas from Pizza Hut
  • Two roast beef and salad rolls
  • Two small chicken pies
  • Two small beef pies
  • Four days of thesis work

Not bad.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Fort McMurray

We keep hearing about the labour shortage at Fort McMurray. I have no idea why.

Nasty Stuff

So yes, Wart Off is nasty stuff. Basically an acid, and when you're an incompetent like myself, you can end up doing some stupid stuff. Only click here if you want to see the evolution of an acid burn. It's almost like a textbook!

For what it's worth, I stopped the treatment after the second photo. The area is now almost healed, though I'm not sure whether or not I actually killed the wart. Damn it.

P.S. The photos were taken so that I could get 'remote assistance' from a nurse. I wasn't planning to blog them, but I think there's a few medicos reading who might be curious.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Brownies

When I get stressed I tend to spoil myself with food. Truly unhealthy food, like brownies. Now, by my calculation each bag of brownies from Safeway contains 1500 calories. I ate one whole bag yesterday, and I'm about to open the second one (2 for $6!!) now.

P.S. No trans fats! What are they anyway?

I Hate Thesis Work

Well, I've been taking a break from paid work to focus on my thesis. I'm already missing work. :) I miss my syntax checker and compiler errors. I miss writing stuff that will just blow up in your face when it's wrong. I even miss unit tests; yes, unit tests! Really, what I want is a plugin for Eclipse that will tell me "you haven't defined that concept", "you already said that", and "that proof is wrong". I just can't track all that stuff in my head.

I could do with a shirt that says "these hands are made for coding".

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Turbo-Thesis

The guys at work are being uber-nice to me again and giving me a free hand to get my thesis done. I basically have a lot more free time, and I'm dedicating it all to thesis work. On a related note, the website for Full Throttle is downright embarrassing for a nerdy comp sci student. But the drink is my friend until mid-September. :)

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Foon-da-da-da-BING!

Haven't blogged in almost a week. So where have I been? Busy, and stressed. Recent events in brief:

  • Treated a wart on my finger. Ended up with a 2nd degree burn.
  • Went kayaking. Formed a very large blister on my thumb. Broke it before I'd noticed. End result the same as just tearing some skin off.
  • Did something to my back/chest area yesterday. Got up yesterday morning ... back in pain. Went home in the afternoon to lie down ... whole ribcage in pain. Got up this morning and went for an x-ray and bloodtests. Results next week. Most likely was nothing.
  • Thesis now scheduled for completion in about 3 weeks. Will be travelling to Australia at that time. Thesis is not ready.

Right now my day is "go to work, come home, take a bath (the only relax time), work on thesis until midnight, sleep". Making weird noises seems to release stress. Hence the title. :|

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Upcoming Purchases

My next purchases will be: a sleeping bag, a camping mattress, and a broomstick. I have a company retreat this weekend and I was planning to fly there.

Just kidding, the bag and mattress are for the retreat. The broomstick is for my balcony, where I recently accumulated a large number of leftover nut shells from someone on floor 3 or above. I need to start keeping my balcony clean, and then I might be able to use it.

I'll be travelling by car to the retreat, not by broomstick.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Taken Down

Had a visit from my landlady yesterday, asking me to take the flag down from the window. :( Will rearrange my bedroom to have the bed further from the window because, ultimately, my aim was to use it as a curtain. I do notice the difference because the sun reflects off my blinds and walls; they provide privacy but little reduction in light.

In a similar vein, I had another "take down" this morning. Appears that Java Lab reboots itself at around 1am every Monday, so the experiments I set running last night abruptly halted. Restarted them today.

All in all just a big 'bugger!'.

Update: It wasn't the landlady's choice - the building owner instructed her to enforce all the building rules. :(

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Hot Coffee

I've finally started collecting data for my thesis. This isn't the real guts of my thesis, but I need pretty graphs to be taken seriously.

Now I could run lots of experiments on my own laptop, but the poor thing has already suffered enough stress (it once reached over 90C because the fan stopped working during an experiment). But no, I'll use 35 lab machines at my university; all slaves to my thesis work.

It's going to warm in Java Lab (Building 3, Room 229) this week. :D

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Mmm, Banana

This is apparently a banana slug. Apparently the people who discovered it first were very hungry; it is the only explanation for someone to look at this and go "hey! banana!".

I sincerely hope they stopped and went no further.

Summer Ending

I feel like I've settled down now. I go to work, I come home, I work on thesis (sometimes...), I go to sleep, I repeat. Life moves forward, but it gets a bit mundane after a while.

We've entered the tail end of summer. At least, I think it is. I don't track the seasons here. Today it's cool and wet - enough for people to be bringing their jackets out again. I know mine never really went into storage. :(

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Australian? Patriotic?

So after the World Cup was halfway over, and the Socceroos were out, the price of an Australian flag dropped 25% to $15. So I picked one up, and was going to hang it on my balcony, just for fun. Finding that I had no way to affix it to the balcony, I decided to attach it to the bedroom window instead. How was I supposed to know that it would light up at night? :)

Bonus: I'm sensitive to light in the morning, and my Australian flag doubles as a thin curtain. Bargain!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Proposal for the Internet

When a user inputs the English word 'loose', every web page should provide links to the definitions of loose and lose, with a firm statement like 'For the love of the rest of the English speaking world, make sure you are using the correct word'. Some example responses to an online article about the maker of Lego:

  • How does a company that makes plastic bricks loose over 200 million in one year?
  • ... kids loose interest around age 10-12 if not before.
  • So, it's no surprise that LEGO looses ground.

How on Earth can so many people get it wrong? Grrr.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Evil Smells

One problem of living alone is that you forget to do some of the little things. Like taking out the garbage; it's such a small amount anyway, you don't really feel like bothering. Right? Until it's a leftover yoghurt container. Or a leftover 4L milk container. Or both at the same time...

I'm going to light a scented candle now, to drive out those evil spirits smells...

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Blow-up Man

Yes, well...

He fits in a car's glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.

He is the "Buddy on Demand", a blow-up man with the aim of making solo female motorists feel less nervous about driving at night.

Research by the inflatable friend's creator, insurer Sheilas' Wheels, shows 82 per cent of women feel safer with someone sitting in the car beside them and nearly a half do not like driving alone in the dark.

"We're not saying that an inflatable man is the only answer but we do hope it will give women extra confidence and make journeys in the dark less fearful," Jacky Brown, spokeswoman for Sheilas' Wheels, said.

- from abc.net.au

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Bike Accident

There was yet another bicycle accident on Gilford St. This time it involved a car; pretty scary. A guy and girl were riding a tandem bike downhill. Seems that they ran a stop sign on Gilford St and were either clipped or very narrowly missed by a car driving along Robson St. Sad to say it but:

  1. I do have 100% sympathy for the cyclists - they were very close to being seriously hurt or killed.
  2. I don't believe it was the drivers fault.

What was interesting was the nearby calls from from neighours of "You're driving a lethal weapon!", "Cyclists always have right of way" and "People live around here". There seemed to be this odd consensus that the driver was immediately at fault, and that the cyclists were doing nothing wrong.

I've been a cyclist for a few years now and choose to ride in traffic. Any cyclist should know you are a vehicle and are subject to the same rules. You indicate, you stop at stop signs, you obey the rules as best you can within the limits of your vehicle. You even obey the speed limit. Act like a vehicle and you might gain respect from the cars around you. Act like a vehicle that is invisible and you'll be the safest you can be.

There is a general concept that drivers are at fault when they hit pedestrians. This I agree with, and it can be extended to slow moving or stationary cyclists. But a driver cannot be expected to look out for cyclists zipping through a stop-sign; they're just too damned fast.

Just had to get that off my chest. As I said, I have 100% sympathy for the cyclists, but if they're on the road they have to act like vehicles.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Chocolate Moo

In direct contrast to the old-fashioned ethos of the previous post: I don't own my own cow, I do actually buy milk. I only mention this because last night I bought 4L of chocolate milk. 24 hours later and there is only 2L left. I like chocolate milk. Sue me. :P :)

The Case Against Microwaves

When I moved in, I had the option to go and buy a microwave. It seems the sensible thing to do, seeing as I live on my own and it makes it really easy to have quick meals.

This is exactly the reason I didn't get a microwave - so I don't have a long succession of meat pies or cup-a-noodle soups. It's starting to pay off now. I'm finding it easy to just fry some pork or steam some fresh veges, slap it on rice or bread, and have a 'proper' meal. And I save a hell of a lot of space where the microwave was. It's a great spot for sauces, marinades and basics like bread. :)

Friday, July 21, 2006

The Igloo Is Melting

Just kidding, but yes, we actually have warm weather here in Vancouver. It was around 30c today, and it's meant to top that tomorrow. One thing you do notice is this: less Canadians ride to work on a hot day. Seems they can't handle the heat. :)

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Planes, Plains and Mountains

On a recent flight I snapped this photo of the mountains near Vancouver. It's not too great a photo - it looks a lot more impressive in person, and that smog is almost non-existent. Just for some contrast, I also snapped the kind of landscape you find beyond in the interor, where it is dead flat. I don't recall seeing this kind of flatness even in Australia.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Basin Coordinates

Last little bit of wooden stuff from Ikea. I got tired of a bathroom that wouldn't just stay organised (I am, by default, very lazy and messy). So I got just a little creative. This is actually a simple wooden separated box, but I added some washed river stones as a bed in the smaller part, and got some matching other bits and pieces. Feels nicer in the morning. Encourages me to actually shave.

Perhaps life will soon feel 'settled' enough that I can start thesis work again. I think I'm just more sensitive to my environment when I'm alone.

My Own Little Body Shop

I got myself a membership for Body Shop here in Canada. Gives me 10% off, various bonuses on my birthday, etc. It made sense as I'm starting out in Canada and had to buy a fair few of these kinds of products, and they do make nice stuff. I now have quite a collection, and this isn't all of it - just what I have in the shower. It's something that helps me get going each day.

And yes, this shows the true purpose of my 'airfoil' from the previous post. :)

Ikea Experience - Part 3

This weekend I decided I was tired of crappy sheets and insufficient knick-knacks. So I went to Ikea again (hence my sudden need to post Part 2 of the Ikea Experience).

It's quite a trek really. I ride to downtown, catch the SkyTrain to Braid (40+ minutes), then ride to Ikea. I bought some new sheets, and then some boxes, and then some other bits and pieces. Ended up absolutely stuffing my panier bags full of stuff that I bought; looks like a sad attempt at improving my aerodynamics. :)

Ikea Experience - Part 2

I never got around to writing the rest of my Ikea experience. The rest of my experiences at Ikea haven't been so bad. After all of my bedroom furniture was delivered, I found that one key item had been forgotten. Was a slight mixup with the people at the home delivery section - they thought I'd taken it, but I'd left it with them.

I called Ikea, got connected to Montreal, who bounced me back to the complaints department (funnily enough, located in Vancouver). I spoke to a woman who was friendly enough, but wasn't sure that Ikea could get the part to me for a couple of days. Until this:

  1. Her: You live on Robson St?
  2. Me: Yep.
  3. Her: What's the nearest cross-street?
  4. Me: Um, nearest major one is Denman St.
  5. Her: I live right near you. I'll bring it home from work.

Turned out that she lives in the sister building of mine (ie. same design, just next door), and she was just moving in to Vancouver, like I was. What were the odds?

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Little Oddities

Something I was, er, quite surprised to see:

Carestation Medical Clinic - Walk-ins Welcome

Ironically, on the same bus was an Asian guy with an incredibly deep voice chatting on his phone. He was funny to listen to, with all the "f***en eh, yeah" and "that's right" for 30 minutes straight. A real Mr Cool Dude.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Managing Canadian Heat

It's getting to about 28c here in Vancouver, so here's a tip from a local newspaper on how to handle the heat:

Try the Grouse Grind [hiking up the rather large Grouse Mountain]. It'll be tough, but at the top you can sit down and enjoy a nice cool drink.

What???

Here's my suggestions for handling the heat, as an Australian:

  • Sit down in the shade
  • Drink plenty of cool or cold water
  • Go swimming if you want some exercise
  • In extreme heat, spray water on exposed skin to simulate sweat
  • Use a fan or find a breeze to evaporate the water on your skin
  • If you really want to, sit at the base of Grouse Mountain and enjoy the same drink you would at the top

Silly people. :)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Physio Report

Went to see the physio for the second time because of the pain that I get across the backs of my hands and in my forearms. Turns out that there is a tendon or nerve (or something like that) running from my hands all the way to my shoulder. My typing screws it up in my hands, and carrying the laptop on my back screws it up in my shoulders. The end result is a tug-o-war running the length of my arm. With treatment and exercise it will improve.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Cycling Trip

Every year the company I work for has a little retreat hosted by one of our founders. I went last year when I visited the company and was (thankfully) given a lift to the retreat. This year I'll go again, but will get there under my own steam. The plan so far is:

  • Ride my bicycle 20km to the ferry terminal
  • Catch the ferry across the strait to Vancouver Island
  • Catch a bus north to the next ferry terminal
  • Catch a ferry to Denman Island
  • Ride my bicycle 10km to the next ferry terminal
  • Catch a ferry to Hornby Island
  • Ride my bicycle 10km to the retreat

Will make a couple of rides to the first ferry terminal and back, just for practice, before I go. :)

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Vancouver Skyline

Another photo from last weekend. This is the Vancouver skyline, on a day when it was not cold. :)

Corean Soccer Crazy

Last weekend a few of us from work went down to a pub to watch the soccer. It was Corea vs France, and we sat around and watched Corea being thoroughly beaten for the first half. We left at halftime, not wanting to see Corea being slaughtered. Turns out that they managed to equalise, and by the time I got home there were heaps of red-shirted Coreans out on the street chanting. Was amazing to see buses turn up, heaps of people pour out, form into a chanting mob, and start walking up and down Robson St. I guess they really like their football.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Beach Photos

So I finally rode back past the beach again. And then about 5 days later I had time to sit down and get the photos off my camera. :)

So this is a Vancouver beach. It's called Second Beach I think. Normally those mountains in the distance would have snow on them, but they've lost it now it's so not-cold (I refuse to call it warm yet).

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Mysterious Swan Lake

Can anyone explain how I ended up with a promotional Chinese Swan Lake DVD on my harddrive? :| This is very weird.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Canadian Eh?

How'd they name Canada? They pulled letters out of a hat! "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Canadians have this thing about 'eh'. It is the part of Canadian language that really sets them apart. "So you liked the food, eh?". "Nice food, eh." It's almost as bad as the Cantonese "la".

However, if you come here you won't notice a lot of difference between Canadians and Australians. You won't notice this "eh" very much at all. That's because they're the only people in the world who spell "ay" as "eh". The great Canadian "eh" is actually the lazy form of "hey". "So you liked the food, hey?". "Nice food, hey." They dropped the 'y' and then reversed it.

Finally the joke makes sense.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Bus Signs

Walking home tonight, I saw what had to be best sign for recycling I have ever seen. It was a 3 frame comic printed on the sign of a bus. It was roughly this:

  1. Girl with dog, holding a softdrink bottle
  2. Girl with dog, tossing the softdrink bottle
  3. Girl with dog, being bitten by a shark that jumped out of nowhere (she was in the middle of a park, so no idea where the shark came from), and a subtitle "Don't mess with karma! Recycle!"

The only other advertisement I remember that was as cool was the one in Scotland which read "312 days of rain per year. Brilliant." on a background of Scottish highlands and a rainbow. It was an advertisement for beer, obviously made with the excessive amount of rain water.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Château Frontenac

So one of the most exciting things to see in Quebec is the Château Frontenac. I have to be honest - it's big and fancy. It's quite impressive in this photo. It's less impressive in real life. Though I guess it's a matter of taste. And at the time I just wanted an ice-cream because it was hot, so that may influence my feelings on the matter.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Cleaning with Vinegar

Recently tried cleaning some baking trays but boiling off some vinegar in the oven. End results:

  • The oven is cleaner.
  • My unit smells like the inside of a pack of salt+vinegar chips.

No real change to the baking trays though.

The French are Strange

Just got back from Quebec and have some photos to share. The first is this, from the Citadel inside the old city. Was a bit odd to see a man in uniform with a goat...

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Romantic Horse-drawn Carriages

Went walking through Quebec city today with one of the guys from work. A stench wafted past, accompanied with the clopping of hooves. Apparently horse-drawn carriages are a romantic way to get around this old (and beautiful) city. Just a pity that the whole horse itself smells as bad as its backside. I'd wonder how you'd smell after the ride. :(

I've Been Around The World...

For my birthday I was flying to attend a workshop in Quebec. That was about 2 weeks ago. Now I'm back for another conference in Quebec, having just come from a conference in Victoria. In a single 20 day period I think I spent 6 days at my actual desk at work. I'm just being bounced around Canada right now.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Stressed Again

Work has been getting stressful again in the past week. Too many projects and too few people on my team. And on Wednesday I travel to a conference in Victoria, and then to Quebec for another conference. Both are chewing into "real work time", and I don't have enough to spare. Looking forward to a break.

On a positive note I managed to get my house back into a clean state again. And I've lost 1-1.5in around my waist since landing here. So I can afford to eat these chocolate brownies I have here...

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Heat Is On

Weather is getting warmer here, but that's not what I'm referring to. My thesis is behind schedule, and I've been gently 'nudged' by my employers. I've been spending my evenings working on projects from work, and while I think they enjoy that, they know that my thesis needs to get done. So from now on, I only work 9-5 and I work on thesis from 7-11.

Mind you, I have conferences in Victoria and Quebec coming up. And I just had a workshop in Quebec this past weekend (which is why I wasn't communicating with anyone). So I'm not sure when I'm going to find time for this...

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Back from the Beach

Just got back from oen of the two beaches near my place. Beaches in Canada - go figure, hey? Just kidding. ;)

There's an interesting contrast to an Australian beach. There are still girls in bikinis, but they're wearing jumpers as well. Guys are standing around in jeans and two layers of shirts. Noone is swimming, just "sunbathing". It's only 16c.

But in Australia you would never get the whole scene you do here. Long sandy beach with snow-capped mountains not too far away. Beach and snow. People playing around with frisbees and badminton racquets amongst the sunbathers (they can do it because the beach is 'divided' by rows of logs). Once the weather warms up a bit more it'll be a great place to go and have some chip sandwiches and just relax for an afternoon.

Morning Tip

Try this one morning. Get some cocoa lip-balm and use it. Then brush your teeth. You'll leave the house feeling like you just ate a tasyy choc-mint biscuit.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Deeper Insight in Banking

I went for a second (thought it's technically third and fourth - explained later) bank account today. Through a long discussion with the salesperson, I managed to get a better understanding of just why banking here is such a pain, and why it's so safe. First, all the things you really notice that are different:

  1. No more than $800 per day from an ATM, for example. Similar for buying things in store (called Interac here).
  2. Most times your bank card will have two accounts associated with it. One, called 'Chequing', is for daily banking and offers lots of transactions. The other, called 'Savings', offers few transactions but much better interest.
  3. You need a credit history to open a regular account, even if it has no credit.
  4. People use cheques a lot, and electronic transfers between accounts seems new and difficult.

So why all these quirks?

Banks here must impose tighter restrictions on the flow of money. That explains why there's a really tight limit on ATM withdrawals. And why they normally give you two accounts - one which doesn't move, and one which does, so their bookkeeping is more accurate.

When you deposit a cheque into your savings account the bank has to take it on trust it is all correct. Until proper checks are made, they have to trust you, and so you need a credit history.

Of course, some people need to make large purchases. But again, you want to make sure that the flow of money can be halted in case of economic meltdown. So cheques are needed, because they can be cancelled.

In the end, it's a monetary system that can never get out of hand because it's moving slowly and methodically, with lots of checking (no pun intended).

Update: Check out PADs for an interesting read on doing 'safe' electronic transfers. To set up a PAD involves the use of a void cheque...

Friday, May 12, 2006

Week End

Another week down. A couple of very different final days. Thursday was all about long meetings, arguments (professional, not personal), and system design. Friday was all about code. Just code. Each day had a really short lunch break and was otherwise just intense mono-activity. Right now I'm just feeling twitchy, and it's not from caffeine.

Perhaps I didn't have enough caffeine today. That might be it...

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Need Some Grease For Bike

Actually, it's not the bike, it's me. I find myself riding in traffic more often than not, simply because it's the quickest way to work. It's also nice to feel part of traffic, rather than "that hoon riding along the pedestrian areas".

The problem is the stress that the starts and stops put on my knees. Blending in with traffic means keeping pace, and that means a lot of force on the pedals - force which pulls my knee apart and I get sudden sharp pains under the patella. I think after a while my muscles around the knee will be back up to strength and I'll be fine, but for now I've just got to take it easy. Or find some knee grease. :)

Update: I think I'll bus or walk to work tomorrow. My knees are now playing up, giving the kind of pain I got today when accelerating hard. Will most likely be bus...

Monday, May 08, 2006

A New Sin

Weel, actually SIN - Social Insurance Number. It's the Canadian equivalent of your Tax File Number as far as I understand it. It's useful because I can use it to start applying for decent bank accounts. I applied for one on the day after I landed and was told it would be 3-4 weeks. I read the website to double-check and it said 3-4 weeks. Just today I went back to find out why it hadn't arrived, and they revealed they had a backlog, but they had posted mine just last Friday and it would arrive in 7-10 days.

In a curious twist, if they had just typed "+" instead of "-" then the "3-4 weeks" would have been spot on. :)

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Getting Organised

Life is finally settling down here. The first sign of that is some 'successful' home-cooked dinners. The first was black-bean chicken on rice. The second is this - chicken parmigiana with mushroom, carrots, tomato and toast. Pretty happy that they're actually edible, and makes a few lunches for work.

P.S. No it's not a fantastic dinner by any measure, but it's a sign things are improving. :)

Friday, May 05, 2006

Crossing the Road

Crossing the road in Vancouver will always be a little hazardous. You keep looking the wrong way. You're an Australian. That's your fault.

Other than that, crossing the road is really quite safe. I put it down to the lack of consistent road intersections that means that a driver absolutely cannot trust anyone around them. I'll start with the pedestrian system first.

Pedestrian lights follow the same pattern as the traffic lights and are completely automatic. Except when they're not. In which case, the button for activating the pedestrian lights will be one of six different designs. Some designs are vandal-proof - others are evidently not. Similarly, pedestrian crossings are silent (no beeping noises like in Australia). Except, of course, for those few which have had an extra "tweeter" speaker bolted to a post nearby. The direction this speaker points entirely depends on the person who attached it, and the number of people who have since changed its direction. It could point across the road to "call" pedestrians over. Or it could point straight down at you to make you move. Or it could point upwards where it remains as effective as it always was because noone trusts them because they're so unusual.

For the driver, things are also inconsistent. Most large intersections have lights on both streets. Except those that have it on just one street. In which case, the cars in the off street must just wait for a red signal on the main street (which they can't see) and then drive out. This takes a certain degree of alertness, as you have to determine if a car is stopping for a wayward pedestrian, or if the red light has really activated. Note that it is also common to have pedestrian crossings on just one street of an intersection - you are left to nimbly cross the other street yourself.

Green left-turn lights (equivalent to right-turn arrows in Australia) are not very common, even at major intersections. And note that I said lights not arrows - they are virtually indistinguishable from a second set of regular lights. At nighttime it can be quite difficult to tell if you have explicit go-ahead to turn left, or not.

All cars can turn right on any colour. Remember that most pedestrian crossing are precisely synchronised to the traffic - when a pedestrian can go, so can a car. This results in cars turning right whenever they can, getting halfway across the pedestrian crossing and then realising there really are pedestrians. As a driver never really gets explicit green to turn right, and might find pedestrians crossing at any time, they have to be really alert.

All this gives us the end result of it being quite safe to cross the road because noone ever really gets told what's going on. Quite nice really.

P.S. The fact that the pedestrian lights are synchronised to the traffic lights has the nice advantage that you have a 50% chance of your pedestrian light being green when you reach it, and a 100% chance if you wanted to go diagonally across the intersection. Makes it much more pedestrian friendly than Australia.

What A Week

What a shocking week.

Nights up until 1.30am working on research, to then turn around to go to regular work in the daytime. And work this week was very busy and very hard. Was the hardest working work so far.

I also ran out of laundry tokens so only just made it to the end of this week with clean work clothes. Not that I had time to do laundry anyway. My bike chain popped off so I had to take that to the store to be adjusted. My house was a mess as my dining table finally arrived and I hadn't had time to take the packaging mess out. Not that I could use the table as I didn't have time for dinner at home.

But now, have made it to the weekend. Will go grab some food and relax for at least tonight. And perhaps tomorrow. If I'm lucky.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Monstershake!

This afternoon I went down to the waterfront with a workmate to throw the Aerobee around. Was good fun, though I reckon I did a lot more running. :P

Afterwards we grabbed some dinner at MickeyDs aka Maccas aka McDonalds. I ordered a Filet-o-Fish meal with a large milkshake (turns out that they do have milkshakes, they just don't put it on the pricelist). In hindisght, I think the correct order should've been something like "A large shake, with a side of burger and fries". This thing is monstrous. It's got to be edging towards a litre. Quite full now (me, not the drink).

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Good Weather

We've finally had some decent weather here, so I went riding around Stanley Park. You really want to go around Stanley Park, and not through, because in the middle is lots of trees and a one-way road going up and down a big hill.

Of course, when they close off the normal path you have no choice except to go up the hill. Was a good test of my bike, and showed that I am still healthy but need to get back into regular exercise.

Later in the afternoon I went for a more relaxing ride along the waterfront and took this photo. Nice scenery when the weather is good. :)

Bicycle "Acquisition"

I went and bought myself a bicycle today. I would call it a pushbike, but they don't understand that term here. Anyway, this bicycle cost me about 5 times what I've ever paid for a bike in my life. Can feel the quality difference though - very light, very quiet, and very responsive. The main thing though is to secure the bike effectively - which is why I've posted a photo of the lock rather than the bike. Vancouver has a high rate of bike theft, and so you need a lock that means business. :)

Vancouver Sun Run

Somewhere around 50000 people are running past my apartment at the moment. It's the Vancouver Sun Run, which is something like the City to Surf. It lacks a Heartbreak Hill; it's a mostly flat course about 10 kilometres. In my photos the people are all still doing well, because they've done about 3km of it.

Working Late

Was up until 3.30am last night (Saturday night) working on some code. Seemed the most appropriate thing to do as I wanted to get some code done, but the weather today (Sunday) is amazing. We should reach 19c!

Feeling surprisingly awake at the moment (8.30am), though will probably crash right around the time the weather starts getting really nice. I do have 7.5L of Coke on hand though, so might still enjoy the day. :) Anyone else been working late?

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Speakers vs IPW2200

Seems that the buzzing noise in my new speakers actually came from the IPW2200 wireless card in my laptop. Once I disabled and reenabled the wireless card the buzzing stopped. The speakers themselves seem pretty good now, so I won't be returning them. However, I did want to say something about the sales effort at FutureShop:

When you want to sell speakers, don't use sample music that goes "boom boom boom waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boom boom ssssssshhhhhh".

What are they thinking? There were times I had to go to the $500 speakers to check that, yes, that part of the song really is meant to sound like white noise overlayed with static. Brilliant. I suggest that, in future, they use music that people will recognise. That way you can tell if the speakers are doing a decent job or not.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Returnng faut eybard

I've had problems with my hands from typing before, so I was so happy to get the new the Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 when I landed in Canada. Unfortunately it does seem to have build quality issues. The space bar was very stiff - I ended up with a sore thumb in a few days. That softened up, but the semicolon (;) required a lot more push than any other key on the keyboard. As a programmer and chatter, the semicolon key is really important. So I exchanged it for another one.

The replacement had a similar problem, but now with a bunch of keys (milko) instead of semicolon. So within 24 hours I exchanged again, and this one seems OK. Will see how it goes. If there are problems, I'm returning for a cash refund and getting a different keyboard.

Language Regressing

Have been feeling over the past few days that my language skills are getting worse. Not sure why, but have trouble writing well-structured sentences. I'm putting it down to a combination of tiredness (limits my imagination for vocabulary), and the online world. For example, I just saw the word "irradict" used in a sentence; I'm pretty sure it was meant to be "erratic". I'm not sure how anyone could mangle that word so badly, but they did.

Anyone up for a game of Scrabble?

Squirrels!

Got a surprise walking home from shopping - a little black squirrel. I stood about 2 metres away while he peeled a nut and then hopped away. The freaky thing is seeing that they really do "undulate" while they run. It's like watching a sine wave in motion.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Chinatown

Went to Chinatown today to buy some Chinese food and a rice cooker. I had planned to get some Mongolian Lamb that I've been itching for, but was too rushed so left without it. But I will be coming back. :) What is there not to like about Chinatown?

  1. Bus 19 is a virtual door-to-door service from my place to Chinatown. 12 minute ride.
  2. Prices include taxes
  3. Everything is cheaper. A pack of lean BBQ pork, hot, for $4. Ten pair of chopsticks (excessive I know, but still) for $1.79. A rice cooker with steamer tray for $32. Guilin Chili Sauce for $2.09.
  4. Lots of little shops selling all sorts of weird stuff. They're very big on their herbs here. And I found a Totoro coin jar that I know someone will love.

Only problem I found was that a large number of the shopkeepers couldn't speak English. Generally at least one person in the store could though, and was very friendly.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Ikea Experience - Part 1

I bought all my bedroom furniture from Ikea a week or two ago. Not the best experience I've ever had. The procedure goes like this:

  1. You work out what products you want to buy.
  2. You will be presented with a list of aisle and bin numbers (this is the last assistance you will get).
  3. You will go through a large warehouse area and collect each item yourself. Yes, you a lone shopper must collect a flatpacked wooden bedframe (4 boxes), a bookcase (1 box), a chair (1 box) and a double-bed mattress from a warehouse, and put these on to a single trolley.
  4. You will take these to the checkout to be scanned and paid for.
  5. You will then take these to the home delivery counter to be re-checked.

Someone told me later that Ikea is really a 'family' store - it's designed for the whole family to help out.

Later that evening you will be assembling the bed. This will involve driving a 5mm long screw upwards through three pieces of metal that are constantly flexing. Brilliant design.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Change Management

I described how the taxes are frustrating here - you never know quite how much a product is until you get to the checkout. This also means that you can almost never have the right amount of money ready. It's just "That'll be $9.32, now".

The coins are all round and similar sizes, and come in 25c, 10c, 5c, and 1c denominations. I wouldn't be able to manage at all without my cheat sheet. But still getting the exact value quickly is hard; you end up accumulating change instead (remember, you've just finished checking out when you find the final price). So my tips for 'change management' in Canada are:

  1. Avoid the pennies (1 cent). If there is a tip jar, leave them there. If there is a charity box, leave them there. Australia phased out the 1c and 2c coin years ago, and now I know why. Keep as few of them as you can. Sometimes they're useful, but most times they're not.
  2. Do not try to make exact change. Just try to lessen the amount of change you will receive. You will rarely make exact change in time.
  3. Favour shops that include taxes. They tend to have round prices too, like $3.25 rather than $3.19.

But taking an example price of $9.32, what should you pay?

  • To be accurate you need a $5, two twoonies, a quarter, a pence, and two pennies. Don't do that.
  • If you give $10 you will get 2 quarters, a dime, a pence and 3 pennies. Don't do that either.
  • Give $10, a quarter and a dime and you will get a dollar and 3 pennies. Leave the pennies. Take the dollar.

For interests sake, if you were charged $9.32 in Australia, and paid $10, you would get 50c and 20c in change. :)

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Emergency Service

As I'm writing this, right outside my balcony is two fire trucks. No idea what happened, but they're checking out my building. No alarms went off. Will find out in a few days maybe what happened. Once they're gone I'll start cooking. :)

Friday, April 07, 2006

Do I Need A Microwave?

I've always had a microwave - it's great - but right now I'm feeling I don't need one, and the space in the kitchen will be really convenient. It also encourages me to cook for myself, which should be healthier.

However, am I safe without a microwave? Take this tea towel for example, which was recently dropped into the oven by me, with lots of smoke resulting. If it could talk, it would say "Get the microwave! He's too dangerous!". Right?

Well, for now the plan is: no microwave, buy an oven mitt.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Those There Are Big Mountains

On my way home today I snapped some photos, trying to show just how big the mountains are around here. And these aren't even the really big ones - these are just the ones reasonably near the city.

Anyway, this photo is taken looking north over some construction work, across the bay. On the far side of the bay you can see some quite large industrial works. Then somewhere between 20km and 25km away in the distance is one of those mountains. Getting the picture now? :)

P.S. The image is deliberately underexposed to get better contrast between snow and clouds.

Updated Apartment Photos

I've updated my apartment photos. They're in the same place as before. I've added photos from the balcony, as requested. :)

So have fun poking around my apartment. :)

Odd Sights

Was walking home yesterday and there was a small alcove in the wall of the building. In the alcove was a cart carrying lots of Chinese medicines and the like. Next to the cart was a Chinese man, holding himself upside down with his hands on the sides of a plastic crate and his head inside. I walked past twice - neither of us said a word. He seemed busy.

I also overhead a conversation while on the SkyTrain. Something like "Dude, I was about to give this beggar on the street some money but then he pulled out a cellphone! Do they all have cellphones? Do they call each other up to check how much money each collected today? Are they some organised group?"

It has surprised me the number of beggars on the streets here, considering that Canada is at least as socialist as Australia. They each have their own routine, like the guy who says "sir! ma'am! si- ma'a- sirr! m- sir ma'a- sir!" over and over as people of different genders walk past. Always the same tone, always going. I remember a friend once commenting "I will give money to people in the US, but rarely in Australia. In the US there is basically no support, but in Australia there is little excuse." I wonder which applies here?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Feeling Homesick

Just feeling all the pressure. Haven't stopped moving. Even tonight I've been working. So today I went looking for a chocolate milkshake (ended up with the hot chocolate, see below), but guess what, they don't have them! At least not common enough to find without going to McDonalds. I mean, you can buy a milkshake in Woolworths in Australia. Flavouvered milk comes in 3L family packs.

It's just these little pleasures that make you realise how far you are from home. And talking to someone about it, it occured to me: I miss the sun that feels like it's trying to beat you into the ground. I miss having the windows open at night without freezing. I miss going to the lounge room to play Tekken on the PlayStation. I miss the horizon that is flat and blue with just that slight curve to let you know the world is round.

I think I'm going to get over most of this homesickness. But I swear I'm going to find a damned chocolate milkshake here somewhere. And not at Starbucks, even if they do have them. Just some little shop. That hopefully includes taxes in their prices.

Tipping and Taxes

In Canada, the price you see is rarely the price you will pay. The reason being that most stores don't include taxes, which may be 7% or 14% depending on the product. And most services expect you to tip. This expectation for tipping is offset by the huge amount of change that you will accumulate (they still use 1c pieces here) - tipping is always a good opportunity to offload the shrapnel in your wallet.

I have started a little crusade of my own though. There are a few stores - generally little places in food courts - which actually include taxes in the price. When I get this nice little surprise I make sure to tip. Especially as, being a small store in a food court, they don't offer much service and don't really expect tips. Like today when I bought a hot chocolate, advertised as $1.25. I expected to pay $1.34 so had $1.50 ready...

Her: That's $1.25 thanks.
Me: Here's $1.50.
Her: (puts $1.25 in register, returns quarter) Uh, it's $1.25.
Me: (returns quarter) No. I appreciate someone who puts bloody taxes in their prices.
Her: (laughs) Thanks!
Sure it's only a quarter, but that's a 20% tip for hot water with chocolate dust in it. When did you last feel the need to do that in Australia?

Monday, April 03, 2006

We Have Connection

Just got my cable internet connection setup. So of course downloaded 60 megabyte file. Took about 200 seconds, which translates to 307 kilobytes per second. In Wollongong that would have been 52 kilobytes per second. Mind you, the speed is not predictable. Check the graph of download speed. :)

Time Difference Advantage

There's now an 8 hour time difference between me and Australia, which has its advantages sometimes. One more recent one comes with Column 8 from the Sydney Morning Herald. They work from submissions from readers, and they review incoming stuff really early in the morning - about the same time I get to work. This means I can sit down, read the latest stuff, and give my comments. Just means that you are fractionally more likely to get your submission accepted, which is always fun.

Yesterday someone commented on the odd traffic signs outside legendary cricketer Don Bradman's former residence. So there I am now (Peter Harvey, Vancouver) noting "Doesn't it seem uniquely appropriate to have a strip of grass with 'No standing' signs at each end in front of Don Bradman's former residence?".

My previous submission was to list out all the longest numeric palindromes that form a real word on a mobile phone with predictive text. For what it's worth, they are:

  • depressed 337737733
  • discharge 347242743
  • evaporate 382767283
  • imitating 464828464
  • possessor 767737767
  • represses 737737737

Saturday, April 01, 2006

What Style Guide?

I've started to show that I don't fit the usual 'style' of working professionals here. On my first day at work we all went out to lunch to a fancy Italian-style restaurant, and most people had pasta or steak; I had a burger, though I did get soup instead of the offered fries.

Similarly, at the workshop with a number of research and industry types, I was the guy using a Winnie the Pooh pen. Seriously nothing writes better, and don't think anyone noticed. I did slip at that meeting with the phrase "all hell breaks loose" but oh well.

Buying Furniture

Yesterday I visited Ikea ($1006) and United Furniture Warehouse ($425). Was difficult to do - 3 taxis and I still just managed to arrive at UFW 10 minutes before closing. But got some good deals on everything in the end. So far all I have to show is this desk ($150). The chair and all the bedroom stuff arrives tomorrow morning.

I Call Misere!

My cards at the moment are:

  • National Australia Bank - card invalid, probably wiped
  • HSBC Australia - forgotten pin, new one coming
  • HSBC Canada - no money, 3 days to transfer from Australia
  • Virgin Mastercard - 3% extra, and two-thirds used

As an Australian I also can't get credit cards easily from stores, or just easily at all. I might be able to get a Canadian credit card in about a month after I get more Canadian ID.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Canadian Tire

So yesterday I went looking for pushbikes and rollerblades, and so went to Canadian Tire. What is Canadian Tire? Well, imagine you took Super-Cheap Auto and doubled it in size until it was big enough to have, well, pushbikes and rollerblades. That is Canadian Tire.

Oh, and they have guns. Rifles and stuff. First time I've seen guns for sale in my life. Quickly walked past that aisle. And into the aisle for bullet-proof armour. What the ...? Oh, my mistake, it's just four aisles of ice hockey gear. Nevermind.

In the end I found the bikes and rollerblades - none quite what I wanted. But I did manage to get a set of 12 knives in a wood block for $10 (save $25) and a small ratcheting socket wrench for $20 (save $10). Bargain.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Dinosaur in Vancouver

A triceratops with wiggling tail just went past me...

Storyeum is basically a live museum of Vancouver that does tours and the like. I have to visit them one day, seeing as they're about 1.5 blocks from where I work.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The Neighbours

Had my first glimpse of the neighbours last night. I saw a lone glove, stuck by one fingertip to their doorknob. Still not sure how they made the glove stick there. Wasn't quick enough to get a photo before it disappeared again. They're a mysterious lot.

Even Minor Purchases...

Have a long bit of taxation to go with them. This is the receipt for one umbrella which was advertised as $6.99.

Best Massage Ever

At our research lab they were working on a "vision system" for blind people. The would process live video and generate electrical impulses on a glove. This allowed blind people to "feel" their way around a room through their hands. They tested this on a blind person, who promptly freaked out because the impules were too strong. The researchers had to turn down the settings and then add extra resistors before it was low enough for his sensitive hands to stand it.

And so it makes a lot of sense that (in Taipei) you'll find massage centres staffed mostly by blind people. And not bad prices either. I got a 30 minute upper body massage for about $35 Australian, and it was fantastic. It was remedial as well, but she wasn't just "jamming her fingers in for the fun of it". I came out feeling much better. Highly recommended.

Fun Bank

Trying to setup a bank account here. You need Canadian ID at most places, for example a visa with a photo. Of course, Canadian visas don't have photos, so you need a Canadian drivers license, which you can't get yet. Or a permanent residency card, which you qualify for in 6 months. Did I mention you need that bank account to put your pay in, and to have your rent taken from?

Ended up with HSBC, simply because I know they can handle foreigners, being a foreign bank themselves. I now have two accounts with them - a savings and a chequing account. Don't ask why. :)

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Apartment Photos

I promised to put up some photos of my apartment, so here they are. All furniture is actually on loan from a friend. I'm considering a glass and steel desk ($150, similar but not identical to this desk at Sears) and matching dining table with 4 chairs ($250) for the living room. The bedroom would be a basic slat bed and bookcase.

If I do it right I'll leave enough space for a simple single bed (or day bed?) in the lounge area for visitors. Will see what happens. There are lots of options yet.

Mobile Worker

Hi all. I've stopped moving for a few minutes, and have time to post here. It's 10am Sunday morning at the moment - spent the last few days shopping and just learning about stuff. So much to write - just don't know where to start.

Have got myself a mobile phone now. They have an interesting charging system here, that works almost like a "mobile home phone". If I'm in Vancouver:

  • I call locally - airtime
  • I call long-distance - airtime + 20c/min
  • I am called - airtime

If I'm outside Vancouver:

  • I call locally - airtime + 20c/min
  • I call long-distance - airtime + 20c/min (I think...)
  • I am called - airtime + 20c/min

So airtime is like "line rental, charged per minute", and you get a certain allowance per month. They will then charge you extra if you call someone who is long-distance from Vancouver, or are called when you are long-distance from your home area (Vancouver).

Anyway, signed up for a 2 year contract with Fido. Even if I don't last here for that long, there's a $200 fee for breaking contract, and the phone would have cost that anyway. :)

P.S. I'll post photos of this place once I get a bit more set up. Maybe later today.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Free Internet

Hey theres 3 free internet terminals in the international departures part of Sydney Terminal. And I just spent my turn writing this blog entry. I'm a loser. :)

Off I Go

Bags are packed (possibly overweight). Room almost all packed. Telstra call in progress. Shutting things down and heading off. Gotta lug the bags down the stairs without breaking my wrists. :P Will post again from Taipei or Vancouver. Keep an eye on China Airlines flights - apparently they don't have a great safety record. :)